oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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