At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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