So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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