Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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