I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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