I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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