I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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