I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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