I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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