'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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