Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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