You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Buhtt sex?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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