At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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