i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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