Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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