That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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