last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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