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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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