His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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