i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love