she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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