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go home
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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