Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
sex in a hospital.. check
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Randomize
