Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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