lets start a swedish sibling band together
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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