So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He kissed a someone with a penis
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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