Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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