quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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