if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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