I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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