Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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