We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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