I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
NoShamevember. You game?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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