one two three fourrrrnication!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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