He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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