It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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