thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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