tell your sister to shave her snatch
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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