East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
