i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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