i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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