The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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