we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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