There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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even my farts smell like vagina
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So squirting runs in the family.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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