my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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