What did we do last night that was yellow?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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