Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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