Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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