I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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