No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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