I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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