so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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