just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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