I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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