Ambien. No doubt about it.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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